Well, today the Countess and I celebrate 10 years of marital bliss. We spent last week in Vegas as a pre-celebration, taking in the Liberace Museum and other such understated points of interest, but today it's personal: some Legend of Legaia, some Spyro, some David Bowie, some vegetarian Cheddarwurst (Geoff can attest to their serene beauty) and in general a lovely day to celebrate 10 years of hanging out with a cool, cool noblewoman...

- Count Dolby von Luckner