It's always the quiet ones who end up amateur necromancers...

Also, if anybody wrote a volume of Forbidden Mathematics, it was probably Euler. The man filled 80 volumes with mathematical papers... statistically, at least ONE of them had to potentially evil, right?

- Count Dolby von Luckner

I think the idea behind a psychic vampire werewolf golem is that it would have all of the strengths and none of the weaknesses of the constituent monsters.

So you couldn't just erase the aleph on its head, stab it with silver, expose it to sunlight, or think really hard about country music.

--Geoff