Okay, this week was the nexus around which my students' mid-terms, jury duty, our upcoming 500th episode, my daughter's school deciding randomly to shave an hour off each day, two doctor's appointments, and a massive backlist of sketches from ECCC have all decided to converge. To deal with the last first, I've combed through my immensely unsophisticated system of sketch filing and have found that I have addresses for the following sketch requests. If you know you requested something but don't find it on the list and would still like it, then send me a note with your address and I'll add it on. I'm going to try to finish four of these a day, but even doing that it's still going to be ELEVEN DAYS until I'm done, so some people might be waiting a couple of weeks but I shall try my best to get them out as fast as possible. Here ya go!

1. The 10th Doctor and Theodore Roosevelt: Rough Riders
2. Theodore Roosevelt: Space Cowboy
3. Chthulhu and the Loch Ness Monster Dance-Off
4. Elizabeth Bathory and Bender: Kill All Humans!
5. Shakespeare, A Killer Whale, and a Hobo Out on the Town
6. Benjamin Franklin Vs. Wizards!
7. James K. Polk Riding a Triceratops
8. Random Surprise from American History
9. Bismarck playing chess with a corgi
10. Bunny Smoking a Cigar
11. Abe Lincoln Holding a Platypus Aloft on Pride Rock
12. 2 Attendees as a Geisha and Samurai
13. Zombie Marie Antoinette Tea Party w/ Dinosaur
14. Albert Einstein and a Platypus
15. Benjamin Franklin and Psyduck
16. Theodore Roosevelt on Applejack
17. George Washington axing a zombie
18. Professor X, Loki, and Victor von Doom playing poker and flagrantly cheating
19. 10th Doctor Who in a Speak Easy
20. Benjamin Franklin dicking around with an iPad
21. Charlotte Bronte punching Jane Austen In The Face
22. Hitler riding a T-Rex Wielding a Lightsaber with a Nuclear Explosion in the Background
23. A Very Presidential Taft who is Not a Mangaroo
24. Eleanor Roosevelt Giving a Medal to Ma Hunkel
25. Napoleon Fighting a Bear
26. Velociraptor Emerging from the TARDIS
27. Genghis Khan vs. Tophatted Russian Bear
28. Cage Match: TR, B. Franklin, Lincoln
29. Captain Mal and Eddard Stark : Battle on the Capitol steps
30. Historical Slime King
31. Shakespeare Dicking Around with an iPad
32. Roy Orbison and Louis Pasteur’s First Batch
33. Galileo/Alien Space Battle
34. Tesla Emperor Palpatining Edison
35. Dali’s Moustache Upkeep
36. Lady Godiva and Eric the Red
37. Abe Lincoln as a Zombie Eating Thomas Jefferson
38. Tesla vs. Pikachu
39. Lorax Lady getting eaten by zombie Lincoln
40. Samurai Darth Vader
41. George Washington and Dinosaur Sharing Milkshake
42. Attendee Riding Giraffe in Victorian Garb
43. Gothic Medusa
44. General Patton Wrestling an Octopus
45. Steampunk Uncle Sam running Hitler through with a sword.

So, yeah, a few. Which means I best be getting to work!

- Count Dolby von Luckner