The few of you out there who have somehow not yet purchased the print phenomenon that is Light Opera and Heavy Consequences, here is the first appearance of Leibniz's awesome, yet amazingly task-specific, creation.

And now, to Thanksgiving, which will involve playing football with my students in the morning, watching The Muppets in the afternoon, and eating pizza while going through the annual "Pangs Episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer" ritual by night. Thanksgiving, y'all!

- Count Dolby von Luckner