Newton was by no means afraid of getting his hands dirty. The story goes that, as a schoolboy, he was set upon by a bully and beaten up. So, he thought about what happened, and figured out what he had done wrong. The next day, he went up to the bully, and BEAT THE HELL out of him, ending by rubbing his nose INTO THE CHURCH next to the playground.

- Count Dolby von Luckner