APE is THIS WEEKEND!! If you have not already booked your tickets to come to San Francisco, now is the time! Booth 264!! It's a great show, and we've got lots of free stuff to give away, so come on by!

In other announcements, The Vocate has just hit its tenth episode, which is kinda neat! For those who always felt that Eleazar was sort of a jerk, this one's for you!

- Count Dolby von Luckner