For those who just came on in the last ten weeks, that figure in the boat that fell out of the sky is none other than Frederick himself! We last saw him communing with the spirits of the House of Hohenzollern via a bucket of peasant tears that he had collected. He's had a rough run of it lately, between his team imploding, his every action recast in a dubious light, and not having had a decent recuffing in like FOREVER, so be kind to him!

- Count Dolby von Luckner