For this was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make.

There it is, the first written reference to Valentine's Day that we have from our good friend Chaucer. Oh, English. You silly, silly language.

So, finally Frederick and Company know the full scope of what they have done by unleashing Napoleon on the continental United States. The question is, what are they going to do about it? I think the answer... will surprise you.

- Count Dolby von Luckner

Should one always listen to their magic hat?

All my magic hat ever tells me to do is to color more Frederick episodes. That seems pretty benign.

--Geoff