Episode 85: The Firstest with the Leastest

Episode 85: The Firstest with the Leastest

Ep 85 Dolby

Opinions vary widely as to Napoleon's tactical ability. In terms of overall strategy, the man was perhaps the greatest who ever lived. But when it came down to the tactics of the individual battle, historians like Alan Schom have painted Napoleon as basically lucking his way through a series of quasi-massacres thanks to his elite forces unexpectedly punching a hole through the enemy lines at the right time, turning total defeat into sudden victory.

That doesn't seem quite a fair assessment to me. Warfare is messy and nasty and very very loud. The best you can do is set up the field so that your dudes have more chances to do something interesting than their dudes can and then manage the chaos as best you are able. Napoleon did that better than just about anybody for a period of ten years, while simultaneously doing everything he needed to do to run an Empire.

Still, the man did run forces into the center of an enemy line an awful lot... Ah well.

- Count Dolby von Luckner

Relevant Archival Episodes:
Standard Policy I
Standard Policy II
Standard Policy III

Ep 85 Geoff

Hmmm...

I just realized that I placed Napoleon's word bubbles squarely over the main visual joke in panel 3. Underneath all those words is a Maddenesque battle plan for taking down the Americans. You can kind of see the yellow arrow, and some of the buildings.

That is what I get for doing layout before I color things.

--Geoff

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