All right, this is one that I had the pleasure of writing. The Count is a stand-up guy for jokes about Silesia and topology and what-have-you, but sometimes an episode needs writing that calls for Isaac Newton breaking out some geometry-fu on an alligator.

Sometimes an episode needs to be written by me.

As you can see in our very new and very fancy portraits, I possess the fiery battle aura (not to mention scary Elijah-Wood-in-Sin-City eyes and what appears to be an English constable hat) needed to script such groundbreaking material.

I don't want to say that Geoff's a pussy for avoiding the Fifth Euclidean Postulate, but, um, he totally is.

Wondercon was a mighty fine experience. I was sorely tempted by a complete set of Terror, Inc for $20, but had thankfully already blown my wad by that point on awesome things like the first two issues of David Dwonch's Special Education series
and a Dig-Dug plush Pooka.

- DvL