
http://www.ftg-comic.com/2008/07/01/index.php
Falco has come to the rescue of Napoleon in 1986, using nothing but his own basic Austrian Coolness to commit the Corsican Heist. But Why Oh Why does a Falco need a Napoleon? An old friend returns and a deadly earnest mission begins RIGHT NOW in the Third Battle of Napoleon’s Last Campaign! It’s a long way to Tipperary, and a short click to a forgotten chum!
– The Count and Geoff
Technically, our Napoleon is from 1806 and so would have already known about Josephine’s extra-curricular man-humping (the first intimations of which he got wind of as early as 1796, and which he responded to with his own bit of wenching in 1798) were this the NORMAL timeline, which it isn’t.
Finding a voice for Falco is probably the hardest thing writing-wise I’ve had to do in a while. I think I am mainly keying off those parts of his lyrics that suggest he spent a lot of time around jazz musicians in their mid forties who thought that Hollywood Beatnik Lingo + Cocaine = Eternally Relevant Speech of THE YOUNG. But then I give a listen to Mutter, Der Mann mit dem Koks ist da and I feel deeply ashamed of myself…
– Count Dolby von Luckner
http://www.ftg-comic.com/2008/06/26/index.php
Unless something happens in a hurry, our good friend Napoleon stands in danger of falling under the sway of 80s economic psychology. Luckily, there is still one force of good in the decade capable of working a miracle. Who could it be, and how can one person stand against an entire system of mental institutionalization? Greatness steps from the shadows in this, the second installment of Napoleon’s Last Campaign. All the 80s, none of that junk just before or after!
– The Count and Geoff
