Frederick the Great: A Most Lamentable History Breaching Space and Time.

For those who just joined us over the Thanksgiving break, here’s what you need to catch up on this story arc!
Voltaire angers Empress Theodora by basically being the worst houseguest ever
Frederick angers Empress Theodora by redecorating her Byzantine palace with Rococo cherub paintings.
The powers of time and probability, with Theodora, decide to teach Frederick’s team a lesson, and a Plan is formed!
Senor Hand Explains the New Mission
Abe meets the trio of Middlin 19th Century Presidents at the Lincoln Memorial
Beneath the Memorial, the trio reveal their mission.
Frederick’s attempt to be declared President of the United States by acclamation goes awry, and Simone de Beauvoir’s trap is sprung!
Well, that at least gets you started!
– Count Dolby von Luckner

It took England a while to figure out just what the best mix of folks for colony-starting might be – that silver embroiderers were perhaps less at a premium than, say, crafters of shelter. But those religious theorists and real estate speculators had moxy, which kept them mostly alive until strapping farmers could be bribed on over. And so an improbable country improbably began, and did some really smashing things along the way to whatever it is we’re doing now – planking, I think it’s called? I’m pretty sure that’s our big national project at the moment… it’s been a couple months, so it’s probably changed…
– Count Dolby von Luckner