Leibniz did not, as far as I know, have charge over a lovable assortment of Down-on-their-luck Orphans Who Come To Grips With Their Disparate Personalities In Time To Win The Big Game Against Chester A. Arthur Moneyed High School’s Much Vaunted Team. He DID submit a plan for the enlightened reworking of Russia once Peter started turning it from the wife-whipping capital of Europe into something suggesting respectability. So, that’s something.
– Count Dolby von Luckner