That house is something of a marvel. It burns and burns and doesn’t seem any the worse for wear except for the flames guttering out of the windows.
Anyway, in the absence of anything meaningful to say, here is a Talking Heads video about houses and the burning down thereof.
Also, this is probably the most heroic version of Von Kaiser that I have ever seen.
–Geoff
Peter DID intentionally burn huge swaths of his country on a rather regular basis as part of his strategy to grind Charles XII’s invasions to a halt. Sometimes, it worked. It is always astounding to me how much random crap you had to put up with as an eighteenth century commoner. At any time, somebody in a nice coat could come up to you, kidnap you for the army or burn down your house and tell you to live in the woods for a winter or two, and you pretty much had to take it.
The Russian nobles felt a bit of the squeeze too, but had their own methods of getting around Peter’s notions. Feigning insanity was a popular choice, like an entire nation of Maxwell Q. Klingers… One wonders how many great madmen of Russian literature were just trying to avoid the head tax…
If you’re in the market for a web-comic not about Prussian monarchs (Euclid knows why you would be, but let’s just say you are), I’ve been going through Adagissimo recently, and have found it thoroughly delightful. Every person who has ever been in grad school owes it to themselves to check it out and remember the Deep Deep Pain of those days past.
– Count Dolby von Luckner
http://www.ftg-comic.com/2007/06/14/index.php
Satisfied with Newton’s apology to Frederick, Erasmus tells what he knows of Loyola’s evil scheme. Rather unusually, Frederick takes decisive action and, promptly, chaos ensues. Explosions! Lutes! And perhaps, just perhaps, the secret of the Dirty Charlemagne… It’s Episode 44: Better to Be Irresponsible and Right. Do you dare?
– Geoff and The Count
The discerning reader will have noticed that, in the last episode, Peter the Great was sleeping in a wheelbarrow, and that, further, in this episode, he is seen consuming some presumably alcoholic beverage. It turns out that the alcohol-wheelbarrow one-two punch was a favorite of Peter’s. It all happened during the England leg of his Great Embassy. He and his entourage were put up in a rich Englishman’s home for the duration of their stay. While there, they discovered his wheelbarrows. There were no wheelbarrows in Russia at the time, so Peter and the boys got really excited about them and did the only logical thing they could have done under the circumstances.
They got really drunk, grabbed the wheelbarrows, and took turns launching each other into the Englishman’s painstakingly kept hedges. When he came back after the Russians had left, he found his floors torn up, his paintings punched in, and a bunch of wheelbarrows inexplicably stuck in his destroyed hedges.
Somehow, this story strikes me as beautiful.
– Count Dolby von Luckner