This has nothing to do with sixteenth century Europe, but it’s rad all the same. Basically, it’s somebody giving Elton John the instruction manual for his new oven and asking him to, on the spot, craft it into a song. As a well-nigh slavish Elton John fan, it delights me to no end. Plus, it’s highly British, and we’re All About That.
– Count Dolby von Luckner