My brother has this sweatshirt he found at a thrift store that proudly exclaims, “I’m not only perfect, I’m Italian as well!” The words perfect and Italian are bold and in red and the shirt is laid out in such a way that you could just read it as “perfect Italian.”
He likes the shirt because he isn’t Italian in the slightest, so the implication is that he isn’t perfect as well.
The direction I’m going with all this is that even Italians aren’t perfect. We will be exploring this shocking statement in the weeks to come.
–Geoff