Figuring out just how a man-alligator would go about eating a libertine was the subject of much artistic deliberation. We know how an alligator would eat a man, and how a man would eat a man, but what of a man-alligator? My end decision was that, delighting in the fact that it has hands, the man-alligator would take advantage of them to eat the libertine like a big ole sammich. I stand by that decision.
– Count Dolby von Luckner