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There is one immutable law underlying all existence as it once was and will ever be: When you complete a mission, you get an item. Usually the item has a clear use – the Light Blade will probably work very well in the upcoming Cavern of Hurting Shades. But sometimes, well, you’re not so sure…

Relations cemented! Snooks cocked! And… a wretched treachery contemplated? Only by seeing will you know!

– Geoff and the Count