Frederick the Great has been online three months, a veritable quarter-year now, and today we celebrate the only way we know how: A quartet of fighting alligators! A bit of Prussian Charm! A Horrible Decision Born of Desperation!

If ever there were a week to miss your dose of Frederick the Great, this most assuredly is… not, in fact, that… you know… week. Onwards, gentle readers, to affectation!

– The Scholars