Yes! ETHAN… ALLEN!! Much has happened to him since he took Fort Ticonderoga, didn’t take Montreal, and wrote a kick-ass tract in favor of reasoned deism. But that’s all in the Standard history books. Let’s see where he’s been the past couple of years:
The Death of Steamtrumpet
Archimedes is Tricked
Tapping Douglass
Proper Management Technique
Contacting A Beaver
Then eight months of silence… UNTIL TODAY!!
– Count Dolby von Luckner