It appears that George III’s weapon was, in fact, an Anti-British Ray which has transformed our Mr. Abraham Lincoln from sober, woodsy statesman into the Grand-Mayor of Funkytown. But what will the Funk do when it resides in a body such as that of the 16th President? Revolutionize the world through the power of song? Destroy it with the same? You have to know, and there’s only one path to knowledge such as this: Join us at Episode 151: The Funk (and how to use it), and be prepared for a New Chapter in American History.

– The Count and Geoff