TODAY the ultimate weapon is found! TODAY the road to the salvation of the United States is secured! TODAY two good men meet to perform their duties, and one must fall!! 139 episodes in the making, friends, it is the Beginning of the End for the Thoremerson! Nothing could possibly go wrong! See the inevitable, and gasp at its inevitabilitude in Episode 140: Nothing in Life is so Exhilarating!!

– Geoff and The Count