To get back to his own time, Napoleon need but do one simple thing: kidnap East German General Secretary Erich Honecker and drop him in an ocean, there to die. This will prevent the fabled 1987 meeting between Honecker and Kohl and thereby avoid the possibility of the renewal of German Militaristic Fury.

Surely, one with Napoleon’s record for continent-wide slaughter should have no trouble pulling off a job such as this… but then, the 80s changed a lot of dudes in a lot of ways… Napoleon! Honecker! And a secret so shocking it might just change the very face of Europe! It’s Napoleon’s Last Campaign: Second Time as Farce!

– The Count and Geoff