Well, Geoff is away laying waste to the East Coast for a couple of weeks, so we take a break from the riveting storyline of two-headed Transcendentalists, robot beavers, and ludicrously unwell Poes to check up on an old friend and learn an important lesson about what Albert Einstein called The Most Powerful Force in the Universe. So tune in, you fine friends of a feather, to The First Battle in NAPOLEON’S LAST CAMPAIGN!!

– The Count and Geoff