In about 9 hours, I shall be facing quite possibly the most important and very likely most difficult exam of my entire life thus far. Right now, I would give just about anything to have somebody punch me in the face and wake me up 9 hours from now with the test in front of me. Like Inigo Montoya, my close spiritual counterpart, I hate waiting… So, if you happen to be unoccupied sometime between the hours of 9 and 11 am Pacific Time, any good thoughts or arcane gypsy test magic you could send my way would be most appreciated.
In the meantime, Abe… With Beard!!
– Count Dolby von Luckner