By virtue of the advanced technique of Asking Him, Newton has managed to find out where Frederick Douglass cast aside the book that twisted his soul while granting him really quite rad powers. The problem: it’s at the bottom of the Mississippi River. The solution should be pretty simple, so long as there are diving bells being manufactured and fair, impartial men to rent them out. We anticipate no silliness whatsoever in Episode 119: Hell’s Bells, but perhaps you should check all the same, just to be sure.

– The Count and Geoff