The Thoremerson has announced his plan to wear down both sides of the Civil War until both are too weak to resist his rule. Should he be successful, it will be the end of the United States. In a situation this grave, there is only one thing to do if you’re Frederick: namely meander about trying to find Lutherans. But in that meandering there lies weighty philosophical issues, dear reader, as you will find when you cast your eyes upon Episode 116: Sectionalism for Monarchs!

– The Count and Geoff