There’s been an awful lot of love lavished on Abe recently, so as part of governmental Equal Time policies, we are obligated to give some of the other (lesser) presidents their say on who is and is not, in fact, The Most Awesomest President ever. It’s Two Men In Beards and one Quasi-Morbidly-Obese man in FtG Presents: An Opposing Viewpoint!

– The Count and Geoff