Voltaire planned this expedition with a Napoleon firmly in the fourth slot. Now, he’s got himself a Lincoln and is none too pleased with the ad hoc replacement. Looks like Abe is going to get the boot… that is UNLESS he can somehow magically talk his way into Voltaire’s dead, whore-and-brandy-drenched heart. How WILL he pull that off? It’s French sophistication versus good ole fashioned American know-how in Episode 108: The King of the Catfish.

– Geoff and The Count