We head to Civil War! Not the Triathalon-killing kind, naw, we’re talking the original item here… if you ignore Caesar’s civil war… and the English Civil War … and the Vendee … and the natural state of Italy pretty much at any given time…
THE CIVIL WAR!! Grab yourself a harmonica, that leg you lost to grape shot back in ’62, and dig in for a spell.
– Count Dolby von Luckner