Right around now in a plot arc, the Duke Boys usually get themselves a call from ole Uncle Jessie to set ‘em straight, but what happens when thar ain’t no Uncle Jesse to be had in ale Hazzard County? Why shucks, maybe a fellar jez gots to make hisself a little bit o Uncle Jesse in his own heart. Reckon that’s the whole meanin behind this here Episode 93: The Cautionary Tale of Baron Pfoetchen. Reckon as the only way this’ll ever figure right is if y’all go check it out. We’ll just rest here a spell.

– Geoff and The Count