As tsar of Russia, you know you can always just keep retreating and eventually the invading armies pestering your lands will freeze to death, or starve to death, or some delicious combination of the two. Unfortunately, that cavalier approach doesn’t work so well in man-to-man combat. See the frightful and comi-tragic results for yourself in Episode 64: When You Wish Upon a Tsar!

– Geoff and The Count