Sure, super heroes would like to settle things with words, but when it comes right down to it, what saves the day is their willingness to destroy an entire city’s infrastructure to stop the mad schemes of The Lemur or some other finely crafted super villain. It’s mindless violence that wins the day, and Frederick is going to learn it today from one of the greats in the field: baseball legend Ty Cobb. For it’s one, two, three slugs to the groin and you’re out at the ole Training of a Fop 108: Ty Cobb and the Import of Mindless Aggression.

-The Count and Geoff