It’s fun to spend a day inventing mathematical smack talk:
“These guys’ second derivative must be less than zero, ’cause they’re about to go concave DOWN!”
“I’m in – Victory and these chowderheads aren’t even PATH CONNECTED sets.”
“They’re the compact set, and we’re the finite cover, dig?”
“Time to go Hausdorff on this space and separate these chumps from their crazy.”
“I think there’s gonna be a discontinuity in their victory function as t approaches US.”
“There’s no epsilon ball small enough to contain what’s gonna be left of them.”
So, the next time you are at a Math Bowl and want to throw down, you now have just that much more in your pocket.
– Count Dolby von Luckner